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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Women's Perspectives


For Thursday 13, I'd like to share to you guys 13 words from the women dictionary! I got this from email and it made me chuckle...and smile. Hope it will do the same to you!
  1. Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. 
  2. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. 
  3. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."
  4. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. 
  5. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.  
  6. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
  7. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
  8. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
  9. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
  10. Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."
  11. Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
  12. Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!
  13. Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
  14. Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Happy Thursday to all!

21 comments:

Hootin' Anni said...

#6....I've done that so many times. LOL

My Thursday post is now posted if you'd like to drop by.... 13 sisters

Mary Quast said...

OMG! I laughed so hard. This post is sooo familiar!

Happy T-13!
Mine's at http://maryquast.blogspot.com/

Adelle Laudan said...

These are hilarious and oh so true. Loved number 5 lol
Happy T13!

Journeywoman said...

I love #3

Happy TT.

Gattina said...

Hahaha ! very funny ! I too prepare lists and then forget them at home !

I am Harriet said...

Too funny- especially the air head one :)

Enjoy your Thursday!
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2010/02/things-your-burglar-wont-tell-you-one.html

Sassy Mama Bear said...

Loved them all they were so true. I needed a good laugh today and this counted.
Hope you'll drop by my blogs for my T13s at The Cafe & The Library.

Alice Audrey said...

LOL. Good list. This year I got TWO cards. Very lucky. :)

Kimberly Menozzi said...

clothes dryers eat socks, yes, but it's an acceptable sacrifice if it's getting your clothes dry the same day you wash 'em! LOL!

I miss dryers sooooo much!

Happy TT!

CountryDew said...

Lots of fun in that one! I've lost my guy in the hardware store too many times to count.

~Bry~ said...

Very Funny!!!

Kristen said...

I can relate to this so well!

Southern Sage said...

bwhahahahahaha
those are great!

NIcholas said...

Fun list!

Celticlibrarian said...

#7 is *so* true!

Hilarious list. Thank you!

Shelley Munro said...

#5 really made me laugh. Our machine is always eating socks!!

jillconyers said...

OMG so funny. Thanks for the laugh!

My T13
http://jillconyers.typepad.com/

sdennard said...

Hahaha... I laugh and cringe at the truth of these definitions. :)

L said...

Cute list!

Americanising Desi said...

hahahahah wonderfulllllllllllll!!!!

More than just annoyed

Small Reflections said...

Fun '13' ... I've not see this list before so thanks for sharing. I appreciated the chuckles today.
Hugs and blessings,