Women's Perspectives

For Thursday 13, I'd like to share to you guys 13 words from the women dictionary! I got this from email and it made me chuckle...and smile. Hope it will do the same to you!

1. Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. 
2. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. 
3. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."
4. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. 
5. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.  
6. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
7. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
8. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
9. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
10. Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."
11. Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
12. Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!
13. Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
14. Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Happy Thursday to all!