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Sunday, May 10, 2009

My Mom

...is a never ending song in my heart of comfort, happiness, and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune.
~Graycie Harmon




Today is all about Moms in the world! I just got up and greet my Mom...but left the gift for her last night! For this year no more flowers for her...I gave her a sweet peach blouse. ;)

All I am today is because of my parents...and my Mom is a very wise woman...loving...compassionate and has a good sense of humor. If there are good traits which I got her, it's her sense of humor of compassion. She also taught me forgiveness and patience. Ah, what can I say...I guess most of my good traits I got from her!

Yet, she also spoils me...because of her I don't get to do laundry...wash the dishes...clean my room, iron my clothes. So lucky me! LOL

But I've got a mean Mom too. Because of her meanness I never tried drugs...was never to jail...finished school on time...was doing great in school...and more importantly I missed messing up with up life!

Thank you Mom for all the things you've done for me...for us! We love you so much. You are one of our greatest treasure and we're so blessed to have you around!

And my Mom also is very good with natural remedies for almost anything. At some point in my life I thought she was my ultimate doctor! LOL

And since I just mentioned about humor...let me share with you some funny things that most of the Moms in the world taught us...LOL

Things My Mom Taught Me

My mother taught me
TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me
RELIGION

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about
TIME TRAVEL

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me
LOGIC

"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me
FORESIGHT

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me
IRONY

"Keep laughing and I'll 'give' you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of
OSMOSIS

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about
CONTORTIONISM

"Will you 'look' at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about
STAMINA

"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about
WEATHER

"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve
PHYSICS PROBLEMS

"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about
HYPOCRISY

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about
BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION

"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about
ENVY

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"


Source:
ThisFunsForYou


Happy Mother's Day to all Moms!



6 comments:

brocasarea said...

my wishes to ur mom!!:)...

Thom said...

Wonderful Mother's Day tribute. I wish you a very Happy Mother's Day :) Aloha

luna miranda said...

a sweet tribute your mom. we're lucky indeed to have caring and nurturing mothers.

thanks for visiting Miranda.

Southern Sage said...

Excellently said!
lol@ what your mom taught you!

the princess said...

your mom sounds absolutely wonderful mariposa! i hope you're enjoying a special day with her.

thinking of you girlie. look! i'm back!

Wellness Writer said...

Great post! What a lovely tribute to your mom! And the other stuff really made me laugh!

Susan