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Thursday, October 09, 2008

Mottos To Work By

Laughter they say reduces the level of stress hormones...so lucky are those who find sarcasm humor amidst the odds!

I feel so blessed for almost always my humor never failed in moments I need it most! Throughout time I have learned to entertain myself and make myself laugh...I am thinking that could be the reason why I get by and is able to live the life I want despite my BP challenges...and for that I am so grateful!

This week has been enormously great for me and IT Guy!

IT Guy just completed his Project Management training...and should be on his way to getting PMI certification soon!

I am also more than happy to meet wonderful people who are able to help me with my career options. Let me type this out loud here -- It just feels so good to get compliments from people who are more than worthy of it! It's just way fluttering...and fulfilling! I will no longer worry about politics and work but will channel all my energy towards my new projects!

So all in all...God had been great! As He has always been...and always will be!

Let me now share with you 13 corporate sarcasms funny thoughts!

(1) Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

(2) Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

(3) Plagiarism saves time.

(4) Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

(5) TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

(6) When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

(7) Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

(8) Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

(9) A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

(10) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

(11) The beatings will continue until morale improves.

(12) INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

(13) Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.


Hope everyone enjoys my list week! They're meant to make you smile!


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13 comments:

Momisodes said...

ROFL! Those were hilarious :)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

those lines were funny...!!
but worth pondering upon..

:)

Grey said...

LMAO ! couldnt pick a favourite ,,, all the 13 are gems .

Denise said...

Thanks for sharing.

Vera said...

I'd have to go with number 13 :) Hilarious TT!

Esthermay Bentley-Goossen said...

... a sarcastic woman after my own sarcastic heart. Love it! What an [irreverent] unique

(is strikethrough possible in COMMENTS?)

...take on Thankful Thursday!
It's good to see humor in the Family of GOD!
#1 & #11 pretty much fulfill my life philosphy.

Happy THankful Thursday!

Alice Audrey said...

LOL. Good ones.

Jennybean said...

sarcastic? yes! true? very!

LOL

~Just Me~ said...

Lol...those are great!

Rowan Rose said...

Will have to say that my favorite was the TEAMWORK! hahah its so true.. you can blames someone else! hahah

Happy T13!! from www.bethannestrasser.blogspot.com

Debbie said...

Very funny - I've added you to my TT list today.

storyteller said...

You’re so right about ‘humor’ helping us through challenging times … and I appreciate your 13 humorous ideas today. Some of them (like #4 and 6) seem all too relevant somehow.
Hugs and blessings,

FickleMinded said...

yep! Laughter is not always the best medicine, It is the ONLY MEDICINE!!!
http://www.fickleminded.net/2008/10/08/thursday-thirteen3-momisms/