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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

We Can Laugh About It

This joke has been circulating the internet, I received this same joke years ago and today, it's in my inbox again, so finally I decided to post it so we can laugh about it...

And may the spirit of laughter visit you today!

CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED
(No offense meant or whatsoever, this is just a joke...)

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.

DEPRESSION: Silent Anedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, .......(better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

7 comments:

Jan said...

These are funny. I have never heard them before. The pics at the mall are awesome !! You did a fine job decorating too... love your little tree. I think ARK Sunday is a fabulous idea. I may play if i remember.... LOL Did your meme too. Thanks for tagging me.

Jan

Step Right Up said...

And I'm sure everyone can apply each one of those songs to someone they know. ha ha

Suze said...

Hilarious!!!

kathi said...

Thanks so much for commenting today, I appreciated it. Hope you'll do the tag, I learned more about myself doing it than others learn about me probably.

I loved the tree in the mall, but yours is beautiful too. Thanks for sharing, and I love your pictures.

Who She She said...

Funny! Thanks for the laugh.

And thanks for your thoughtful comment on my fear post. Much appreciated.

Wholly Burble said...

Reminds me of jokes in the early to mid-sixties LOL. From what you were saying about them circulating the web, maybe they are from that time LOL.

Mariposa said...

wow, so it dated way back then...well, christmas is a universal theme...